Jeffrey Gitomer image

This little piggy got in the door!

Listen to this article

I hate cold calls. I think they’re a waste of time (but that’s another issue). For those of you that are still stuck doing them, here’s a refreshing look at the process.

There are three steps (objectives) to (face-to-face) cold calling:

  1. Getting in to see the decider.
  2. Gaining the decider’s interest.
  3. Making the sale (or closing the next step in the sales cycle.)

You can’t get to #3 unless #1 & #2 are executed. Easy to say, not easy to do. Most cold calls fail miserably. But not you, you get right in every time, right?

The biggest problem in cold calling is NOT the gatekeeper or customer who won’t let you in, it’s salespeople who are uncreative, take no risk, and have no fun. Now, this isn’t you, is it?

Pam Lontos, a sales training expert, knew a salesman (Bill) who combined creativity and high risk to get into the offices he was rejected from but really wanted to get into. At the end of a week, he made a list of the high-value prospects that refused to see him.

One day in a week, he made cold calls to his “re-hit” list, only this time he took his potbelly pig with him. He walked up to the receptionist and said, “Tell Fred that Bill and his pig are here to see him.”

Can you imagine the gatekeeper announcing to the boss, “There’s a guy out here with a pig who wants to see you.” Most of the time he would get escorted right back to the boss’s office.

Sound crazy? “Just call me Crazy Bill with the big bank account,” he would often say.

Look at the principles of cold calling that Bill executed successfully:

  • He got in where others (including himself) could not before.
  • He gained the prospect’s interest.
  • He will NEVER be forgotten.
  • He was having fun and created smiles for others.

How can you adapt this principle to your cold calls? Figure it out. That’s why they call it creativity. But a word of caution, if you take an elephant, bring a shovel.

What do you say when you get into the boss’ office? Try these:

  • My pig has an important message about (your product) and I’m his interpreter.
  • The pig was off from school today and I couldn’t get a sitter.
  • We’re trying to upgrade the salesman’s image.
  • I used to travel with a monkey, but he was always asking for more money.
  • I brought lunch.

Now, for those of you about to scream “IT’S UNPROFESSIONAL!” remember the first objective of a cold call gets in the door. Here are two scenarios to ponder:

  1. I’m the most professional salesperson in the world and I make a cold call or sales call in the traditional consultative way and establish rapport and ask great questions, find out all the prospect’s needs, make an appointment to return with answers and a proposal the next week OR
  2. I walk in unannounced, or 5 minutes late for an appointment, looking ragged, and explain in two minutes how the prospect can use my product and say “sign here,” and the prospect signs.

Who did a better job? Now I’m NOT saying sacrifice professionalism NOR am I saying that this will work in every scenario, NOR am I saying that you won’t piss a few people off but it is FUN, and salespeople aren’t having enough fun.

If you’re cold calling, you must have a counterbalance for rejection.
It doesn’t have to be a pig but a pig worked for Bill.
My challenge to you is that it ain’t that serious.
If you have to make cold calls, have a good time doing it.

About the Author:

Jeffrey Gitomer is the author of twelve best-selling books including The Sales Bible, The Little Red Book of Selling, and The Little Gold Book of Yes! Attitude. His real-world ideas and content are also available as online courses at www.GitomerLearningAcademy.com. For information about training and seminars visit www.Gitomer.com or email Jeffrey at salesman@gitomer.com or call him at 704 333-1112.

Magazine & eNewsletter

Printed Monthly Magazine

Published monthly, Material Handling Wholesaler offers feature columns and special coverage of relevant industry issues and products.

Digital Monthly Magazine

Published on the fourth Thursday of each month, Material Handling Wholesaler offers feature columns and special coverage of relevant industry issues and products.

Material Handing Wholesaler Weekly Newsletter

Our Weekly newsletter is emailed every Tuesday and contains the latest Industry Events and People News, Source Directory, and important Industry Links.

Forklift International Weekly Hot Sheet Newsletter

Published every Monday morning with the latest material handling equipment
available for sale.

Share the Post:

Related Posts

Our Current Issue

Magazine & eNewsletter

Our magazine is published and mailed monthly, Material Handling Wholesaler offers feature columns and special coverage of important industry issues. 

Weekly Newsletter – Get the latest industry events and people news in this weekly e-newsletter as well as direct access to Wholesaler’s Source Directory and link.

Current Supplements







U.S. rail traffic reports for the week ending May 24, 2025

Listen to this article The Association of American Railroads (AAR) today reported U.S. rail traffic for the week ending May…

Motion Opens First Canadian Conveyance Shop in Calgary to elevates belting service

Listen to this article Enhancing customer service through advanced belting solutions Motion Industries, Inc. has announced the opening of its…

PLASTICS: Housing market strength drives Plastics Industry Outlook

Listen to this article Residential construction is a key market for plastics, which are essential for the production of products…

EnerSys and Mitsubishi Logisnext Americas bring the power of choice to material handling operations

Listen to this article EnerSys is one of the world’s leading manufacturers and providers of material handling, automation, and fleet…

Mitsubishi Heavy Industries America Corrugating Machinery Division announced New President and Sales Leadership

Listen to this article Mitsubishi Heavy Industries America (MHIA) Corrugating Machinery Division (CMD) has announced two key leadership transitions supporting…